Hong Zhou Zhou itibaren Barahmasia, Bihar, Intia itibaren Barahmasia, Bihar, Intia

a love story for 2007, makes you bawl and look at your own life differently

Loved, loved, loved this book. Don't get me wrong--this is not "literature," but it is a hilarious read! The story is ridiculous (modern day vampires), but Moore has a way with words and wacky situations. This book has one of my now all-time favorite characters: a Gothalicious teenager named Abby Normal (Allison is her "day-slave name," HA) who is thrilled to become "minion" to these goofy, young vampires. Her voice is classic. An example from her journal: "OMFG-W00T! I have failed, left my duty undone, like so much dog poop on the gloaming sidewalk of the tragedy that is my life. Even as I sit here at the Metreon Starbucks, writing this, the froth slaves seem to move like silver-eyed zombies and my nonfat, soy Amaretto Mochaccino has gone bitter as snake bile. (Which is the bitterest bile you can get.) If there wasn't a totally hot guy two tables away, acting like he doesn't notice me, I would weep--but real tears make your mascara run, so I'm staying chilly in my despair. Your loss, cute guy, for I have been chosen. Suffer, bitch!" I laughed out loud--heartily--throughout this book.